Dear Mr. Horse,
Thank you for your kind attention. May I first take this opportunity on behalf of the WTSWW to personally thank both yourself and your herd-mates for your concerted and dedicated conservation grazing efforts here at Pwll Waun Cynon, we are particularly impressed with the whole nutrient recycling effort.
I further commend your positive outlook and realise that this is probably quite a disappointment but neither my camera nor myself are likely to miraculously turn into food at least in the short term. I do realise that this human not instantly turning into food thing is contrary to millennia of Equine experience and philosophical thinking as usually when a two legged Ape turns up it instantly turns (much like Carys) into a carrot/banana, for this I can only apologise. I hope I haven’t caused too much of a metaphysical dichotomy or any undue psychological upset.
Taf Fechan Volunteer warden