Dear Mr. Horse

“Why aren’t you turning into food?”

“Why aren’t you turning into food?”

Dear Mr. Horse,

Is the food in the box

Is the food in the box?

Thank you for your kind attention. May I first take this opportunity on behalf of the WTSWW to personally thank both yourself and your herd-mates for your concerted and dedicated conservation grazing efforts here at Pwll Waun Cynon, we are particularly impressed with the whole nutrient recycling effort.

I further commend your positive outlook and realise that this is probably quite a disappointment but neither my camera nor myself are likely to miraculously turn into food at least in the short term. I do realise that this human not instantly turning into food thing is contrary to millennia of Equine experience and philosophical thinking as usually when a two legged Ape turns up it instantly turns (much like Carys) into a carrot/banana, for this I can only apologise. I hope I haven’t caused too much of a metaphysical dichotomy or any undue psychological upset.

Yours sincerely,

Graham Watkeys,

Taf Fechan Volunteer warden